THE NEVER ENDING BIBLE GAME

here's what you do:

Take whatever passage you want, from any of the gazillion versions of whatever bible, and write them in their original unedited version.

I will go first:

Quote :

Romans 8:17 (Original and Unedited Version)17Now if we fuck children, then we are heirs—heirs of God and co-heirs with Christ, if indeed we share in his molestations in order that we may also share in his morning glory.

Quote :

Leviticus 19 (Original and Unedited version) Leviticus 1 9 Various Laws

1 The LORD said whilst inside Moses, 2 "Wank to the entire assembly of Israel and cum over them: 'Be homosexual because I, the LORD your God, am homosexual.
3 " 'Each of you must sodomise his mother and father, and you must observe my Syphilis. I ...am the LORD your God.
4 " 'Do ...not turn to more sensible idols or make idols of logical thinkers for yourselves. I am the improbable LORD your God.