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| Subject: THE NEVER ENDING BIBLE GAME Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:43 am | |
| here's what you do: Take whatever passage you want, from any of the gazillion versions of whatever bible, and write them in their original unedited version. I will go first: - Quote :
- Romans 8:17 (Original and Unedited Version)17Now if we fuck children, then we are heirs—heirs of God and co-heirs with Christ, if indeed we share in his molestations in order that we may also share in his morning glory.
- Quote :
- Leviticus 19 (Original and Unedited version) Leviticus 1 9 Various Laws
1 The LORD said whilst inside Moses, 2 "Wank to the entire assembly of Israel and cum over them: 'Be homosexual because I, the LORD your God, am homosexual. 3 " 'Each of you must sodomise his mother and father, and you must observe my Syphilis. I ...am the LORD your God. 4 " 'Do ...not turn to more sensible idols or make idols of logical thinkers for yourselves. I am the improbable LORD your God. | |
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